question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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