Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
