I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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