Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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