i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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