Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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