You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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Do I have a choice?
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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