she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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