Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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