Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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