no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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