Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
