Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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