Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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