I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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