it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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