Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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