Banned from zoo.
Again?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize