Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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