I don't usually arrange sex via text message
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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