sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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