he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
birth control should be required to get into college
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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