know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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