dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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