I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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