another moral hangover. fuck.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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