my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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