He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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