giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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