she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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