I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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