At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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