i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I need water and some morals
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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