He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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