Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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