ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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