got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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