508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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