Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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