I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Nicole vs. Life
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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