batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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