I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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