Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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