Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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