Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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