my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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