Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
organizing the empties. That sober.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
