sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I've blown a few things in my day
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Come see our sink grown plant.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
