Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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