Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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