i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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