the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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