thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
he high fived his dick after we had sex
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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